Maggie No Poo

What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant? Run around until you get pooped out.

And herein started our week....My little Maggie Moo turned into my little Maggie No Poo. (This might have to be her Indian name.) I can only imagine that the antibiotics killed her gut flora and everything went downhill after this. Picture if you will, a 35 year old begging and pleading a 5 year old to poop.....sitting on the potty with her, reading her books and holding her hand all to no avail. Finally, ol' mom smartened up and put No Poo in a warm tub. Bingo....I got the outcome I was hoping for but not WHERE I was hoping for it. A little bleach kills everything, right?

I must admit, Jack was smarter than I, and and literally bribed the poo out of M. Really? I kinda thought we were anit-bribing. Screw logic and sweet talk, a Webkin cures all things. I feel the same way about jewelry.